Category: Alfonz

When Hormat first came to New York, she visited Blinky’s a number of times to see Alfonz’ show. Afterwards, they would go get something to eat at a diner near Washington Square.

Then, they would go home to curl up in bed, talk what was coming and, as often as not, make love before going to sleep.

But her hours at ‘No Where’ were almost the same as Alfonz’ hours at ‘Blinky’s’, which meant they usually arrived home around the same time.

Thus, it became the responsibility of whoever got home first to make a late night snack for them both before they curled up together in bed.

Soon, however, Alfonz’ idea began to work- or at least it seemed like it did: he was meeting people and getting invited to auditions, the ones that counted.

More and more often he would be late after the show talking to someone about an audition or part of the act, and then he would have to get up early to be somewhere the next day, which meant he would go straight to bed as soon as he got home.

The time they had together shrank.

Now, Hormat took her time getting home from an evening at ‘No Where’, sometimes hanging out with La Guardia, the other waitress, or some regulars and smoking another joint and talking.

On her way home, she would stop at the little all night market On Thompson St, near W. Houston, for some fruit, vegetables and maybe some sausage for a snack and something to make for lunch the next day.

Hormat was the first to cheat.

At Blinky’s on Bleecker St., Alfonz was usually waiting tables or cleaning up.

He worked in a tee shirt with a hole torn in the left shoulder and dark pants; he had a piebald rag hanging out of his back pocket.

Alfonz was clearly an out-of-work actor looking for a break and talked openly to anyone about his auditions and ambitions.

Regardless who came in, he found a way to ask who they knew and whether they could help him, giving them a little dance or, maybe, a bit of a song to show he was serious.

If it looked like a customer had influence or could possibly get him somewhere, he would give him preference, even to the point of moving other patrons so he could have a better table.

Around 9pm, Alfonz would arrange the stage, sweep it and clean it. He would get a wooden spoke-back chair and a cardboard poster of James Dean smoking a cigarette out of the back and set them up.

He tested the microphone and adjusted the lighting, but it wasn’t until he was already singing an earnest rendition of “Tonight” from West Side Story or “They Call the Wind Maria” from Paint Your Wagon that the newcomers realized that the out-of-work actor was the role he was playing.

And, while he was on stage, the members of the audience were his competitors at an audition.

Alfonz presented a comic monologue describing his personal angst at auditions.

Then, he would give his impression of some in the audience doing scenes from popular broadway shows, even singing songs.

Somehow, he would work in a skit of a beatnik trying to get the very last drag out of his joint, while ogling an attractive young woman in the front row.

In the end, he would always lose the part he was auditioning for. In a pout, he would whack the spoke-back chair with his piebald rag, leave the stage and go back to waiting tables.

He was on stage three times a night, but he played the role from the time he arrived in the evening until the club closed.

Hormat found a job waiting tables in a basement converted to a coffee house called ‘No Where‘  located off Washington Square. She wore black tights and a short skirt with her hair pulled back tightly in a ponytail.

On a small stage, an acoustic guitarist and a man with bongo drums played with their sound mostly masked by chatter and shouts among the patrons of the smoke filled room.

Pretty Hormat paraded sultrily through the pools of light, smoke and dimly lit round tables delivering strong espresso coffee. Her tips were good.

When a man wearing a straw panama hat, white jacket, tee shirt, slacks and carrying a trumpet approached the stage, it grew quiet.

He stepped up to the microphone, raised his eyes to look directly into the single spotlight focussed on the stage and began to shout, “And Jesus pointed to the heavens and said, ‘It is a Box’…”

His words were immediately interrupted with shouts from the darkness.

But he shouted even louder, waving his fist at the spotlight, He said, “Dig it, man, a box!”

Now there were whoops and more shouts from the audience: “Enlighten me, Richard, enlighten me!” and “Richard Feynman for God!”

The man in the panama hat waited until it was quiet again and continued, “It is a box with but one side.”

Without pausing, he dropped his head so that the rim of his hat shadowed his face and stepped directly off stage into the darkness.

Whistles and howling went on for a while before almost imperceptibly resolving again to chatter and shouts among the patrons.

Hormat stepped carefully among some bodies making love in the darkness.

Outside, boys and men leaned their backs against the filthy alley walls in tee-shirts and jeans, smoking marijuana, sometimes calling to people who passed on the street at one end of the alley or the other.

Hormat wanted to come to New York.

And she knew Alfonz well enough to know that there was a some legerdemain in his choice of words describing his current circumstances, there would be no penthouse suites and glamorous parties. At least, not at first.

But it would be cleaner and more stable than the carnival.

He was just starting, but he had a job; he had a show! There was still a ways to go and she would likely have to work to help him get there but she had to work anyway- why not have a goal?

An ecstatic Alfonz picked her up at the newly built Port Authority and in an expansive, tipsy mood, took her to see the club and some of the theaters nearby before taking her to the apartment.

Hormat was not disappointed with what she saw.

The apartment was bigger than the trailer she shared with her parents on the road and there would be freedoms she would not have traveling and living with the carnival. This would be OK.

Almost as soon they were in the door of his little two-room, Alfonz pulled off Hormat’s clothes and they made love for the first time in almost a year.

The lovemaking was exquisite and continued at frequent intervals for days. Their passion and desire was for the things each dreamed of.